Robert Quotes

Jimmy Kimmel Live
August 22th, 2012

"I'm finding it very difficult to express myself. I've been living in this trashcan behind this archway for a while, I haven't been talking to anyone."
"I buy everything on Craiglist. My friends. Everything."
 "I get the 300  bucks off and his comeback is, "What about.... what about 50 bucks more?""
"I have a cuple of cars. I'm selling them. I've got a 2001 Silverado. Its beautiful. I've only crasged it a few times."
"My tongue keeps coming out of my mouth whenever anyone screams... like an instinctive reaction."
"A four-finger prostate exam. It's more of a fisting."

About graphic sex scenes:
"There's two and there's the 'fisting'"

About being homeless:
"No, no, I rented this archway and I just live behind it. In one of those big trash cans."


MTV First: Rob Pattinson
August 16th, 2012


"I like movies more than acting and I like the idea of being in movies that I like"
 "I'm just a pussy" 
"I just wanna see how my hat looks like!"
"I would have loved to see this movie at fourteen. There are tits in it." 
"Sarah thinks she's so smart"
"I love prices"
"As soon as you feel validated, you're a bad actor"
"You wanna get tears, you gotta give me the big bucks."

When Cronenberg called him:
"One of the first times I considered myself as an actor" 

On getting good reviews:
"It's a relief to not get shit on"

On being as rich as Eric:
"Hoard it"
"I have no idea" 
"Try not to become a crazy asshole" 
"probably give it away and regret it"

About sex scenes:
"I'm trying to.. hide my belly"

About getting this role:
"It was total luck, it was like a gift"

About Twilight fans: 
"They are not that young" 
"70 percent are over 18"

Writing music:  
"I really miss it" 
"I've been writing a lot recently"
"I thing I might do some stuff soon"


Wine or Beer - Beer
Puppies or kittens - Puppies
Star Trek or Star Wars - Both
Marvel or DC - DC
favorite Cronenberg movie: Videodrome
Celebrities impressions? Christopher Walken, but always accidental 
TV Show: Reruns of Cops
 Last book he read? "I got kind of interested in hypnosis"




Good Morning America

August 15th, 2012

"If you start getting used to it, it means you're going crazy. It's like being on the craziest theme-park ride. It's exciting, but, eventually, at some points, you've got to have a break."